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Cwirkov | 2010-07-01 15:05:05

Nie czaje

Sayeru | 2010-07-01 16:11:15

WUT WUT, dzielić przez 0?

Cwirkov | 2010-07-01 16:29:06

dalej nic :|

PeterSchiff | 2010-07-01 16:37:37

Ok, to może sprobujmy tak:

Bodzo ma dobrego aima, ale kij avka ma trzy końce.

samolot | 2010-07-01 18:32:25

jesli kogos pani od matematyki nauczyla zen ie mozna dzielic przez zero to powinien skumac sens ;)

Cwirkov | 2010-07-01 20:18:28

Nieno ja wiem co tam pisze, ale nic w tym fajnego nie widze :| bo nie lubie coollera :|

samolot | 2010-07-01 22:09:03

cooller zajebisty gosc ;d

Mav_8217 | 2010-07-01 23:01:36

Jeśli ktoś nie zna "faktów o Coollerze", to może nie zrozumieć w pełni przekazu. Dla wyjaśnienia wklejam fragment, choć powstało ich o wiele więcej:
Cooller doesn't time items, the temporal overlords wait for his permission then spawn them.

Cooller doesn't use jump-pads, he looks gravity in the eye and it knows it better back the FUCK down.

Cooller's barbed comments are so piercing, they've been under investigation by the Russian military. After studying preliminary intelligence data, the CIA classifies the resultant weapon as a greater threat to world safety than Al-Qaeda, global warming and Tony Blair put together.

Cooller's shotgun aim is so good that even Dick Cheney rates it.

Cooller's comments are so funny, Billy Connolly retired after hearing half of one.

Cooller's nailgun aim is so good he can assemble an Ikea cabinet WITHOUT THE INSTRUCTIONS just by firing the weapon in game.

Cooller's comments are so profound, a book of them passed the Bible as the best selling book of all time after just 15 minutes in print.

Cooller's machinegun aim was - and still is - so good he was the first 3 year old permitted to join the Spetnaz.

Cooller can draw cartoons of the Prophet Muhammed and not get fatwa'ed.

Cooller's rocket aim is so good, it looks as if the rockets are travelling faster than his opponents'; they are - he's so badass they grab the first chance they can to get the FUCK away from him.

Another famous Russian, Rasputin, famously died after withstanding a beating, a stabbing, being shot, drowned and poisoned, only eventually succumbing to hypothermia when thrown in a lake. On the eve of the last Asus tournament, Cooller was stabbed, shot, poisoned, raped, blinded, crushed, skinned, dismembered, hung, drawn and quartered, eaten and hit directly with a thermonuclear warhead, yet still got up the next day to beat his opponent 50 to -9 using just the gauntlet.

Cooller's hyperblaster doesn't just shoot bolts, it ejaculates them due to the frenzy of sexual excitement at being under his command.

The defeat in the Cold War, the demise of Communism, Russia's loss of its status as a global superpower and years of ensuing misery and poverty are the result of successive Soviet governments pouring billions into creating Cooller via genetic experiments. 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999% of Russians believe it was money well spent. The doubters are called Ev1l, Morfez and Jibo.

Cooller's railgun aim is so good, the 1.2 patch will feature the gun with 1 damage per shot and a 10 minute reload time to balance things out.

Cooller doesn't crouch slide - the map raises itself up to meet him.

Cooller can telefrag any fucking time he likes; the whole damn world is his 'personal space'.

When Cooller gibs an opponent, the viscera forms an exact replica of a painting by Picasso, Michelangelo or Da Vinci, depending on his mood.

Cooller has never been roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

Ogólnie na takie powiedzonka była kiedyś moda.

Cwirkov | 2010-07-02 15:06:55

Teraz czaje